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Oh, baaadddd food, baaaadddd…

November 10, 2007 — 2:03 am

Oh my gosh, that was an unfortunate situation.

First – I’ve been STARVING all day. Like, 0 to starving in 10 seconds. MUST EAT SOMETHING. RIGHT FREAKIN NOW. This morning, stuck at work with limited options, I ate two little bags of chips. They tasted so good… and then I threw it up.

So this evening, again… starving. STARVING. Ate cheese sandwich. Still starving. Ate a bowl of cereal. Relief.

And then an hour later my stomach started turning. Den was talking to me and I interrupted him mid-sentence to jump out of bed and go running into the bathroom. It was one of those bad stomach gurgles where you’re not really sure which end is upset. So I sat and peed. And then I started gagging, so I jumped up, spun around, and puked into the toilet. And that’s when it happened…. some of the pee water splashed up onto my face! Right by my eye. And then I puked and puked some more (and I reached up to flush the toilet as I puked, to avoid another pee-water incident).

So yeah. After that my face got washed, my teeth got brushed and I immediately took all my pills including my Unisom. Yeah, I don’t think I took my pills yesterday. Bad effing idea. One of these days I’ll learn…

Just wanted to share my embarassing story of the day with you all. Now I’m going to try to sleep and hope little Devin doesn’t keep me up with his kicking. (Which Den has not yet felt, even though I know I can feel it in my hand. Problem is, every time Den puts his hand on my belly there’s no kicks… it usually takes me about 10-15 minutes of sitting here with my hand on my belly – after he’s kicked me a few times, so I know he’s awake – before I feel something again. But Den can’t hold his hand there that long, he has a bad shoulder. Hopefully soon…)

2 responses to “Oh, baaadddd food, baaaadddd…”

  1. alison says:

    I’m seriously LAUGHING OUT LOUD at the pee-water. That’s happened to me, but it’s been from drinking toooooooo much alcohol.

    :o)

  2. emmakirsten says:

    Yikes, sorry about the pee water! I’ve had many embarrassing puke stories, my last was when I was at work, of course I got sick, had to pee and puke, which to do first, I puked, and of course pissed myself AT WORK, not cute.