Today my CM was most definitely Creamy. It’s a relief to be able to say, “Ooohhh, so that’s what it looks like!” Last cycle I was groping in the dark. Just getting off the pill, it’s not surprizing that my CM is all messed up. The last time I remember getting “normal” CM (not that I knew what it was, then) was back when I was a teenager. That’s quite a while.

Considering you tend to need some fertile-quality CM in order to get pregnant, I guess it’s not too surprizing that I didn’t get a positive last cycle. Poor spermies. All killed by my ruthless, deathly boobytrap. ;)