My stomach says OW. It’s definitely bruising up all purple, and it is very very tender to the touch. Sleeping on my stomach? No-go. In the grocery store I reached up and forward to grab something and my stomach bumped the cart handle right on that spot and I nearly jumped out of my shoes. Doh. I hope this goes down soon.

Also, my boobs are continuing to be Not Fun. Just walking my dog out to the woods without wearing a bra was painful. (I rarely have to wear a bra, my boobs just don’t bother me very much, even if they are a C-cup. So this is very weird to me. And irritating.)

And yet my ovaries, where everyone said I’d be so uncomfortable by this point? Don’t bother me at all. Go figure. Snort. My body can’t do ANYTHING right.