I have figured out how to get Devin to stop pushing out in all weird directions: grab a camera and point it at my stomach. I have our old camera, that has macro mode, so I could snap a shot or two of the HUGE lump that sticks out when Devin is groovin’ around in there like he was just a little while ago. Soon as I get the camera? Silence. Dead silence. I poke him, he kicked halfheartedly. Apparently he went to sleep.

I put the camera down, my belly rolls. I get it turned on, aimed and ready – not one movement. HOW DOES HE KNOW??

I think obstinate is going to be this kid’s middle name.

PS – I am 32 freakin’ weeks pregnant. I have no idea how I got to 32. Did we skip some numbers in there or something? I just keep reminding myself that I still have 8 weeks left. I am NOT ready yet.