Boob Boy
Why must Merlin always stand on my boobs? Every time I’m laying down in bed he must come over and say hi…. but he can’t just lay politely on my chest he must stand precisely on my boobs. And he is NOT a light cat like Jo is. Plus he prefers to do this at those times of the month when my boobs are more sore than usual.
Owwie man. And then he gets all upset because I pushed him off so obviously I don’t want to spend time with him. I do! I like cuddles! Just… lay on my stomach or my arm. Just not on my boobs!
