Feeding time here at the house often falls to me, when I’m home (Dad takes the honor of feeding the dogs when I’m not, and I feed the cats when I get home). I actually enjoy it, for some reason; I like the feeling of preparing it all, of caring for all the babies. It makes me feel very motherly.
I prefer to do the feeding assembly-line style. It’s not as easy as you might think, because every single pet in this house (and there’s five of them) gets different food. Yes, you heard me right - all of them get different food. This wasn’t really by design either.
First there’s the dogs. They’re on different food because of their ages: Oreo’s on senior dog food, and Tess is on puppy food (but not for much longer, she’ll be switched to adult food but they’ll still be different). They both get fed twice a day, but Oreo gets canned food and Tess doesn’t.
The cats, three of them, are similar. Tuffy gets senior canned food, because of his very advanced age (he’s 15 now). Angel actually refused to eat canned food before I got here and bought him his own food - I’m not sure if he just didn’t like what Tuffy ate (for the past 5 years) or if he wanted his own dish to eat from or what. Angel still only nibbles at the canned food, so I get him the small cans of food - and I get him special formuly for hairballs, since he’s constantly hacking them up (yuck). Those two cats do share dry food, though, but that’s always available for them.
My cat eats normal adult canned cat food, but man is he a pig. My parents were totally astonished when they saw how much I was feeding the little man - he’s a smaller cat than either Angel or Tuffy, and yet he eats at least three times as much. As a comparison, he gets the same amount of canned food a day that Oreo does (and she’s 42lbs). And he’s constantly yowling for more.
So I dish out all the food in the very different, unique bowls: Tessa gets several cups of dry food in whatever large dish is handy, Oreo gets a carefully measured portion of dry and canned in her purty purple bowl, Tuffy gets his canned food in the plastic fish-shaped bowl that mom bought for him, Angel gets a small dallop of canned food in a normal bowl, and Joey gets his canned food in the cute fish-decorated ceramic bowl I got for him. Tessa gets hers first because, one, she drools horrifically while she’s waiting for her dinner, and two, she tends to shove the other pets out of her way to get whatever food is available. She’s also fed outside because, well, she dives head-first into her bowl and knocks kibble everywhere. She does vacuum it up afterwards, but still, outside she’s out of the way for a few minutes. Then Oreo gets her bowl, which she daintily eats about ten times slower than Tessa. (Actually, Tessa’s usually barking at the door wanting in so she can eat everyone else’s food by the time I put Oreo’s dish on the floor, no lie.) I put down Angel’s dish where the dogs can’t get it and try to shoo Joey away from it, then take Joey’s dish down the hall to my room to where his dishes are all set up. He runs in between my legs the entire time I’m walking, I’ve tripped over him so many times. And the last time I did, he swatted me, the little bugger. Last is usually Tuffy is sometimes fed in the middle, sometimes first, sometimes last. He gets his food outside on the patio table.
And all the pets know when it’s dinner time. Angel’s quickly learning about this new fed-at-one-time deal now that he’s eating canned food. Joey is always yowling for food and giving me dirty looks when I don’t immediately fill up his bowl - and at dinner time when I call him he comes running with many chirps and chidings. The dogs, they are the best time-keepers of all, they will come and stare at you at exactly 6pm. And stare. And stare. The past weekend when we turned our clocks back for daylight savings time, they were both so upset! It always takes them a while to adjust to that.
But even though it’s messy and loud and slobbery, I love it.
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Another catfight tonight, although it was less of a “fight” and more of Angel freaking out and spitting and growling. So I poked Cory awake and went to investigate. Sure enough Joey’s standing on the table above Angel, looking down, and Angel’s flattened to the floor with his ears pinned back, growling and hissing menacingly. Well, it would be menacingly if his body language didn’t very clearly say, “Don’t touch me! Oh my god, don’t touch me!” Joey has stopped looking even remotely mean when he does this, he’s more like a kitty stalking his favorite toy. His tail swishes, he crouches, he sneaks up, then when caught he looks around like he wasn’t doing anything at all. He gets very easily distracted and runs off if he finds something more fun to do. Too bad Angel can’t be so lighthearted.
So Cory goes over to Angel and pets him and speaks softly to calm him down. You don’t really want to pick up a totally freaking out cat like that, so he moved him by sliding him across the linolium. LOL! It was so funny, Cory just pushes him carefully across the floor, all the while Angel remains in the same position, growling. After a few minutes Cory picked him up to take him away. All I could hear was, “Rrrrrrrrrrr!” as the big grey fuzzball was lifted. But it’s very unlikely Angel would strike out at Cory, even as upset as that. Hasn’t yet. Just makes a lot of noise.
Joey, on the other hand… you just don’t pick up when he’s agitated.
Or try… try is as far as I got, last time!