Stubbornness
Well I guess it’s sorta true - both that when you give up is when things happen and that dogs seem to gravitate to those who don’t like dogs. Not that I don’t like Zeeke or anything, but I’ve decided that there’s really no sense in trying too hard with him this past week because any progress I make isn’t going to make a lot of difference by the time I come back anyways. I’ll start a new training, a boot camp, when I come back here permanently. So anyways, I’m just ignoring him. When he gets snarky, pushy, I just pointedly ignore him. I move my food out of his reach, I remove my feet from his mouth (no that’s serious, I had to do that a few times today - did I mention how ticklish my feet are?!), and I just ignore him. And it’s REALLY pissing him off. He stands there and barks at me for a while before finding a toy to beat up or going to bug daddy. And strangely enough, it seems to be working well - better than trying to discipline him for his horrific behavior. So I keep doing it.
Unfortunately, maybe somewhat related to this new approach, is that he’s suddenly decided he doesn’t want to sit. We know he damnwell knows what sit means, he’s done it hundreds of times before, he knew it before we got him. He’s usually very reliable with it. Today, he just won’t. Den said he won’t down for him, either. He’d bring me the ball, he’d even drop it in my hand (a new development), I’d say “sit” (he has to sit before getting a throw), and he’d either just stare at me or bark. So I’d put the ball away. Man did that frustrate him, he tried climbing on the couch (he knows he’s not allowed), he barked, he grabbed my pillow and tried pulling me off the couch (the bugger), but he didn’t get the ball. He went away. A little later, I’d try again. After doing that all evening while watching TV, he actually started walking away when I said sit! I don’t even know how to interpret that one. So we did a few sit-fetches with me placing him in a sit (just pressing on his rear to seat him) and praising him and throwing the ball so he doesn’t forget. We’re really sticking to the only-once rule (we’ve been pretty bad about that). It’s obvious he’s not liking it.
Oy oy, I have a feeling this is going to last another year or two from him. How frustrating! I have no idea how I’m going to handle human teenagers, this one is plenty hard enough!

Evil people. This will forever drive me nuts.