{"id":861,"date":"2007-10-03T08:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-03T12:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=861"},"modified":"2007-10-03T08:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-03T12:04:00","slug":"morning-sickness-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=861","title":{"rendered":"Morning Sickness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>6:48 &#8211; Den takes the dogs out of the bedroom to take them outside. I vaguely hear it.<\/p>\n<p>6:59 &#8211; I wake up, Den is gone, the dogs are chewing on cookies. My stomach feels &#8220;off.&#8221; I evaluate for a minute. Must need to pee. I get up and pee, and go back to bed.<\/p>\n<p>7:04 &#8211; I roll over yet again. Still feels &#8220;off.&#8221; Can&#8217;t get back to sleep. Maybe it&#8217;s hungry?<\/p>\n<p>7:06 &#8211; I sit up. Ugh. What is wrong? I should go get foo&#8230;. *gag* Oh crap. *gag* Run for bathroom. *gag gag barf gag*<\/p>\n<p>7:08 &#8211; I eat some crackers and make myself a hot chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>8:01 &#8211; I&#8217;m still sitting here, sipping hot chocolate. Irritated, because now I&#8217;m awake and I don&#8217;t want to be.<\/p>\n<p>A conversation I&#8217;ve had frequently over the last few days:<br \/>\nOther Person: &#8220;You&#8217;re in your second trimester&#8230; isn&#8217;t morning sickness supposed to go away soon?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Any day now. I&#8217;m ready for it to go away aaannnyyyy day now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Please don&#8217;t let me be one of the lucky ones who has it the entire pregnancy. That would suck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning&#8230;. 6:48 &#8211; Den takes the dogs out of the bedroom to take them outside. I vaguely hear it. 6:59 &#8211; I wake up, Den is gone, the dogs are chewing on cookies. My stomach feels &#8220;off.&#8221; I evaluate for a minute. Must need to pee. I get up and pee, and go back [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[57],"class_list":["post-861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-pregnant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}