I have decided that orange juice is a drink straight from hell. Well, no I lied – I decided that immediately after drinking the damn thing last night. But this morning’s puking has really solidified that opinion.<\/p>\n
Here I was thinking, OJ is good for you! I did not fully realize the possibility for severe yuckiness<\/i>.<\/p>\n
If Den doesn’t want to take that shit to work it’s getting dumped in the toilet. Which really is quite fitting, because that’s where it would all end up anyways, were I to attempt to drink it.<\/p>\n
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What I meant to post last night and then didn’t…<\/p>\n
* Our A\/C sometimes doesn’t work right. Like now, it is set to 62 degrees and it’s not supposed to deviate from that by more than 2-4 degrees. It says it is currently 70 degrees in here. I am about to go aptshit on it… oh, THERE it goes, finally. Just as I am about to MELT. :fist:<\/p>\n
* OJ is to be banned from our household, effective immediately. Why doesn’t it have a biohazard symbol on it? Or at least a pregohazard symbol on it?? I had a little bit of OJ and now I feel so sick… painfully bloated, gaggy, gassy, wanting to puke. Please Maalox, work soon.<\/p>\n
* I want my caaarrrrrrr.<\/p>\n
* Something my dad always says in amazement: “You can still remember that???” Yes. I can remember things from 15 years ago in perfect detail. Yesterday, however, is a total crapshoot. (Although today’s comment was, “I always knew you had a photo memory… But I didn’t know you were crazy!” That’s what I get for singing a theme song to a cartoon I haven’t seen in 10 years.)<\/p>\n
* I have posting ADD. When I’m posting something longer than one sentence I have to constantly flick over to other browser windows to read things. It irritates me, and yet I have to do it.<\/p>\n
And then I forget to post things at 1am when I finally get tired, and wake up thinking, “Wait, did I…?” Well, at least after puking I think that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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