{"id":836,"date":"2007-09-10T21:41:32","date_gmt":"2007-09-11T01:41:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=836"},"modified":"2007-09-10T21:41:50","modified_gmt":"2007-09-11T01:41:50","slug":"pregzilla-emerges-do-not-feed-pregzilla-do-not-taunt-pregzilla-pregzilla-will-cry-mightily","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=836","title":{"rendered":"Pregzilla emerges. Do not feed pregzilla. DO NOT TAUNT PREGZILLA. Pregzilla will cry mightily."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it happened&#8230; it finally happened. I had a Total. Meltdown. In a parking lot. On the phone. Tears and snot all manner of patheticness as I screeched at my poor husband (who was a bystander, btw).<\/p>\n<p>And to be honest, on the scale of 1-10 terrible things that could happen, the <i>actual<\/i> rating of the bad thing that happened today was about a 2. It was far from life-threatening. It won&#8217;t have any lasting impact. It was an irritation, and something worth bitching about, but&#8230; oh man. Standing there in that parking lot? I easily ranked it as a 7. Maybe an 8.<\/p>\n<p>(The terrible horrible thing that happened to me today was that when I went to register my brand new vehicle that I paid for today at the RMV they would only take cash or check&#8230; no credit, no debit. Bugger&#8230; who the hell only takes personal checks? NO ONE takes personal checks anymore! So I drove to an ATM. And the ATM wouldn&#8217;t give me money. I tried all my credit\/debit cards, in two different bank ATMs, but each one of them had some problem that wouldn&#8217;t allow me to get cash out. For one card I don&#8217;t know the PIN number; for another the card isn&#8217;t authorized to make withdrawals; and for our joint account it was telling me our debit limit was exceed, which is completely retarded because we haven&#8217;t touched that account all day. And THAT was why I was freaking out. I couldn&#8217;t get money out. Me, an ATM, three bank\/credit cards, and NO MONEY. And of course all banks were closed at that point&#8230; and the RMV was closing in 15 minutes. MELTDOWN. So we&#8217;re going to have to go there tomorrow to register the vehicle and get my plates. Not a huge deal, agreed? Tell that to my pregnant self. HA!)<\/p>\n<p>But on the good side, is that I now OWN (or at least, a bank under contract to me owns &#8211; haha) my very own vehicle! I do not HAVE said vehicle because it does not yet have plates, but it is MINE. It is boootiful. I can&#8217;t wait to post pictures!<\/p>\n<p>My head is still all woozy, however. And thanks to Kel, I now know that it may not be fixable until the pregnancy events out a little bit (hopefully then, right??). Oy. I consistently feel like I&#8217;ve had 3 white russians in short succession&#8230; except without the giddy, giggly feeling. No, I feel much too bitchy to be drunk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it happened&#8230; it finally happened. I had a Total. Meltdown. In a parking lot. On the phone. Tears and snot all manner of patheticness as I screeched at my poor husband (who was a bystander, btw). And to be honest, on the scale of 1-10 terrible things that could happen, the actual rating of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[57],"class_list":["post-836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-pregnant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}