{"id":761,"date":"2007-07-31T21:21:17","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T01:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=761"},"modified":"2007-07-31T21:22:49","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T01:22:49","slug":"food-yum-iccckkkkk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=761","title":{"rendered":"Food = Yum + Iccckkkkk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today I learned that overeating is a bad thing. Either that or chicken salad&#8230; but I&#8217;m not too eager to try either one of them again, just in case.<\/p>\n<p>I ate breakfast this morning, figuring I&#8217;d stay ahead of the game. I brought saltines with me to my client&#8217;s so I could munch all day. I started feeling hungry at around 9:30, 10:00. Everyone ordered food from a deli nearby and one of the girls went to go pick it up at around 11:30. I was famished. Of course, being a deli, it had a bunch of stuff I shouldn&#8217;t eat. Ham (and their ham sandwich was FANTASTIC the last time I had it), tuna. So I decided on a &#8220;chicken salad plate.&#8221; I had no idea what that was, but figured chicken salad had to be good.<\/p>\n<p>So the girl didn&#8217;t get back until like 12:15 and by then I was about ready to eat the container I was so hungry. My &#8220;plate&#8221; had a mound of chicken salad, more crackers, some tomatos, a scoop of potato salad (which I dumped in the garbage &#8211; blech), some slices of cheese, and lettuce underneath at all. That chicken salad was SO good. I was trying to work and stuff my face at the same time. I ate it all (except the tomatos and the potato salad)&#8230; after the chicken salad and crackers I poured dressing on the lettuce and ate that as a salad. YUM YUM.<\/p>\n<p>Immediately after that I had to run to make an appointment with another client. I get there, we sit and go over stuff for quite some time. I think it was over an hour that I had been there when&#8230; *grrrrrpppppppp* My stomach starts having some really REALLY bad rumbles. The kind that made me clench my thighs together and wince. It was <i>painful<\/i> &#8211; must have been gas bubbles or something? Meanwhile the client is talking on to me and I&#8217;m taking some notes and trying desperately not to let my face show a horrific twisted-up expression. The grumbles slowed down and subsided briefly. Then started up again and I excused myself to go to the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s just say I didn&#8217;t puke. My poor, poor stomach.<\/p>\n<p>I came home, did some stuff, then went to pick up Den&#8230; and when I got there went running into the bathroom again. The ride home was unpleasant.<\/p>\n<p>As Serenity said in her blog&#8230; it&#8217;s amazing how something less than a millimeter in size could have such a big effect&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So from now on <i>small<\/i> meals. Even when they&#8217;re really super fantastic. Small, small meals.<\/p>\n<p>As a side note, when I eat it&#8217;s still sitting up higher in my stomach than it ever did before. It&#8217;s probably a very small difference, but like when you get a grain of something stuck in your teeth&#8230; it&#8217;s tiny, but it feels like a freaking boulder because it&#8217;s not the way it ever was before. That&#8217;s how my stomach feels. When I eat it&#8217;s sitting in a lump just above my belly button&#8230; when before I used to feel the &#8220;weight&#8221; down lower after a big meal.<\/p>\n<p>Now&#8230; what to eat&#8230; I&#8217;m kind of afraid to eat anything. (Well that and there&#8217;s not much in the house that I can just snack on&#8230; and I don&#8217;t feel like cooking or anything.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today I learned that overeating is a bad thing. Either that or chicken salad&#8230; but I&#8217;m not too eager to try either one of them again, just in case. I ate breakfast this morning, figuring I&#8217;d stay ahead of the game. I brought saltines with me to my client&#8217;s so I could munch all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[57],"class_list":["post-761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-pregnant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}