The other day I was standing in our yard letting my dog do her business, and I was staring down at my stomach. It’s… large. I was still standing there staring when Den came out with his dog.<\/p>\n
“Do I look three months pregnant?” I asked. “Or four?”<\/p>\n
“Oh shush you. It’s bad posture.”<\/p>\n
“Honey, it doesn’t matter how I stand.”<\/p>\n
“Stop it.”<\/p>\n
I stood to the side to show him, and patted my large belly.<\/p>\n
A pause. “Three months.”<\/p>\n
To say I’m bloated right now is only skimming the surface. And unfortunately for me, my injection sites are a little sore as well. I am really loving skirts right now. Jeans with a belt are the absolute worst, and my tight-waist-band work sweats aren’t doing me many favors either.<\/p>\n
::<\/p>\n
I feel sick this morning. Last night Den and I were in the kitchen getting some food to eat and I kept having these chest pains… it started in my stomach and went right up into my chest. I’d make a face and stop what I was doing, and then just like that it’d be gone… until a couple minutes later when I’d have another one. This morning I just have a very upset stomach. (And a twinged tendon\/muscle in my foot, but that is totally unrelated.)<\/p>\n
Plus I’m really horny. And we can’t have sex. Thanks, trigger shot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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