{"id":670,"date":"2007-05-24T22:07:58","date_gmt":"2007-05-25T02:07:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=670"},"modified":"2007-05-24T22:08:37","modified_gmt":"2007-05-25T02:08:37","slug":"discomfort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=670","title":{"rendered":"Discomfort"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think my poor belly could get any bigger without actually being pregnant. Boy am I bloated. I&#8217;ve always had a &#8220;pooch&#8221; of a stomach, but I could suck it in. Now even when I suck hard as I can I still have a rounded belly sticking out. Oh it is frightening.<\/p>\n<p>And running? Out of the question. Not only because that would cause my boobs to flail about wildly (and painfully), but oh the ovaries! They are unhappy with me. Bouncing is their least favorite thing ever.<\/p>\n<p>For amusement&#8217;s sake, I have done some drawings showing what may have been happening in that petri dish.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photobucket.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v240\/lunarmagic\/TTC\/sperm-bar.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photobucket.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v240\/lunarmagic\/TTC\/sperm-bitch.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And for some other cases, like the ones who get totally lost.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photobucket.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v240\/lunarmagic\/TTC\/sperm-egg.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have named our embryo Murphy. We are fervently hoping he keeps dividing like a good little embryo. He may very well be the first embryo we&#8217;ve ever had.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think my poor belly could get any bigger without actually being pregnant. Boy am I bloated. I&#8217;ve always had a &#8220;pooch&#8221; of a stomach, but I could suck it in. Now even when I suck hard as I can I still have a rounded belly sticking out. Oh it is frightening. And running? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ivf1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}