{"id":664,"date":"2007-05-22T10:40:37","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T14:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=664"},"modified":"2007-05-22T10:40:37","modified_gmt":"2007-05-22T14:40:37","slug":"mixed-signals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=664","title":{"rendered":"Mixed Signals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My stomach says OW. It&#8217;s definitely bruising up all purple, and it is very very tender to the touch. Sleeping on my stomach? No-go. In the grocery store I reached up and forward to grab something and my stomach bumped the cart handle right on that spot and I nearly jumped out of my shoes. Doh. I hope this goes down soon.<\/p>\n<p>Also, my boobs are continuing to be Not Fun. Just <i>walking<\/i> my dog out to the woods without wearing a bra was painful. (I rarely have to wear a bra, my boobs just don&#8217;t bother me very much, even if they are a C-cup. So this is very weird to me. And irritating.)<\/p>\n<p>And yet my ovaries, where everyone said I&#8217;d be so uncomfortable by this point? Don&#8217;t bother me at all. Go figure. Snort. My body can&#8217;t do ANYTHING right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My stomach says OW. It&#8217;s definitely bruising up all purple, and it is very very tender to the touch. Sleeping on my stomach? No-go. In the grocery store I reached up and forward to grab something and my stomach bumped the cart handle right on that spot and I nearly jumped out of my shoes. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-ivf1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}