{"id":653,"date":"2007-05-16T12:56:15","date_gmt":"2007-05-16T16:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=653"},"modified":"2007-05-16T12:56:15","modified_gmt":"2007-05-16T16:56:15","slug":"oh-ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=653","title":{"rendered":"Oh, ouch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to try on my dress slacks for the client meeting today. I couldn&#8217;t even do one of my pants up. It was horrible. So just for shits and giggles today after the meeting I took my measurements.<br \/>\nWaist: 30.5&#8243;<br \/>\nHips: 40.5&#8243;<\/p>\n<p>I just looked up my past measurements from last year. Surprizingly, I haven&#8217;t put on any inches at all. I&#8217;m a little shocked by that&#8230;. I thought for sure&#8230; huh. Well. I guess it&#8217;s a good thing I write down actual numbers.<\/p>\n<p>I wish those numbers would go <i>down<\/i>, but I can settle for them not going up. (And what pants I can and can&#8217;t wear definitely fluctuates throughout the month and depending on what I&#8217;ve eaten.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to try on my dress slacks for the client meeting today. I couldn&#8217;t even do one of my pants up. It was horrible. So just for shits and giggles today after the meeting I took my measurements. Waist: 30.5&#8243; Hips: 40.5&#8243; I just looked up my past measurements from last year. Surprizingly, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-measurements"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}