{"id":610,"date":"2007-04-13T21:36:20","date_gmt":"2007-04-14T01:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=610"},"modified":"2008-06-30T22:32:12","modified_gmt":"2008-07-01T02:32:12","slug":"im-the-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=610","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m the bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, nothing yet. Which is not surprizing to me, as it seems that I notice spotting internally long before I actually start bleeding. And here I always thought my body doesn&#8217;t give me signals.<\/p>\n<p>The other major signal my body is sending out is <i>major bitchitis<\/i>. All week I have been THE biggest bitch in the entire world. I&#8217;m generally okay at work, and I felt very good doing the grocery shopping this morning. But soon as I get home? I just turn into Ms. Crankipants Extrordinaire. A part of that may be because my kitchen is a literal disaster &#8211; we&#8217;re remodelling and the state of everything is driving me <i>nuts<\/i>. We seriously need to start cleaning up and putting things back when we&#8217;re done for the day&#8230; I have no room to work, there&#8217;s stuff all over the counter, I have to sweep the floor of crud about 10 times a day, and I can&#8217;t get to the kitty litter boxes to clean them. Gah.<\/p>\n<p>But regardless of that&#8230; my temper is getting up at <i>everything<\/i>. Especially poor Den. I say poor Den because I fully realize that 99% of the time I&#8217;m totally overreacting and he doesn&#8217;t deserve it. (The other 1% he fully deserves to be smacked.) I tripped over the laundry basket yesterday just after fixing myself a pb&#038;j sandwich. I dropped half the sandwich on the floor. I threw a fit. Not at anything in particular &#8211; though I did toss the laundry basket in a thunk to the other side of the room. I spent <i>all this time<\/i> fixing the perfect pb&#038;j, cut in quarters &#8211; on the diagonal! &#8211; and I drop it on the damn floor.<\/p>\n<p>And this is me <i>before<\/i> I start the medications. This is rediculous.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s unfortunate that I need to work this weekend (at my home office), because I&#8217;m totally craving an all-for-Natalie day. I might even&#8230;. shave. Yes I know, shocking. (Last time I shaved my legs was months and months ago. And it caused me to suffer incredible itching for two weeks. NOT my idea of fun. I bought a new shaver and shaving cream today, fingers crossed it helps or Den may never let me wear shorts again.) Too bad our bathtub doesn&#8217;t work for baths.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, nothing yet. Which is not surprizing to me, as it seems that I notice spotting internally long before I actually start bleeding. And here I always thought my body doesn&#8217;t give me signals. The other major signal my body is sending out is major bitchitis. All week I have been THE biggest bitch in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[34,7],"class_list":["post-610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-ivf1","tag-thoughts-and-emotions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}