{"id":563,"date":"2007-03-16T20:33:12","date_gmt":"2007-03-17T00:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=563"},"modified":"2007-03-16T20:33:12","modified_gmt":"2007-03-17T00:33:12","slug":"the-get-well-visitor-no-one-wants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"The get-well visitor no one wants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guess who showed today, <i>despite<\/i> me still taking my birth control pills? Yeah, I just now figured out why my abdomen was getting more roiled up today instead of less. Guh.<\/p>\n<p>Guess I get my chance to see what the lap has done for my pain. I&#8217;m totally afraid it&#8217;ll be just as bad. :(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess who showed today, despite me still taking my birth control pills? Yeah, I just now figured out why my abdomen was getting more roiled up today instead of less. Guh. Guess I get my chance to see what the lap has done for my pain. I&#8217;m totally afraid it&#8217;ll be just as bad. :(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-ttc1"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}