{"id":489,"date":"2007-01-17T22:02:25","date_gmt":"2007-01-18T02:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=489"},"modified":"2007-01-17T22:02:25","modified_gmt":"2007-01-18T02:02:25","slug":"lap-info","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=489","title":{"rendered":"Lap Info"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just found out two things about a lap. Well, three but I&#8217;d already read one of them somewhere else: That I will be under general anethesia for the proceedure (yay &#8211; I really don&#8217;t want to be aware of anything&#8230; period). That you have to have a breathing tube put in during the proceedure (AGGGH! At least they do it while you&#8217;re asleep. Whew.). And that after the proceedure you are not to lift more than 20lbs for two weeks. That should make my life interesting. (I do heavy lifting every day at work.)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, plus you need to get an IV for the lap. I just saw an IV on TV for a birth, for all of 2 seconds. <i>Freaked me the fuck out.<\/i> That may be the worst part for me. (I can handle injections and drawing blood okay &#8211; but I have to look away and distract myself while the needle is in. It just really freaks me out to see a needle in my skin. And an IV goes in and stays in. And that. Is not. Cool.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just found out two things about a lap. Well, three but I&#8217;d already read one of them somewhere else: That I will be under general anethesia for the proceedure (yay &#8211; I really don&#8217;t want to be aware of anything&#8230; period). That you have to have a breathing tube put in during the proceedure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[16,7],"class_list":["post-489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fertility","tag-thoughts-and-emotions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}