{"id":4466,"date":"2013-03-31T15:30:32","date_gmt":"2013-03-31T19:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=4466"},"modified":"2013-04-03T21:46:30","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T01:46:30","slug":"fb-march-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=4466","title":{"rendered":"FB March 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mar 31<br \/>\nKate: &#8220;Fork is sad&#8230;.&#8221;<br \/>\nDen: &#8220;Why?&#8221;<br \/>\nKate: &#8220;Fork want more eggs.&#8221;<br \/>\n*Den gives her more eggs*<br \/>\nKate: &#8220;FORK HAPPY!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mar 29<br \/>\nToday Kate helped me crack open a boiled egg to make a sandwich. &#8220;Hatching a chick!&#8221; she said as she peeled the shell off. Well&#8230; sort of. We&#8217;re hatching an egg and eating it. (She was unphased.)<\/p>\n<p>Mar 29<br \/>\nEmber&#8217;s been occupied for 15 minutes with a wipes bag.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 29<br \/>\nMade Kate and myself a sandwich. By the time I had finished half of mine Kate was at my shoulder saying, &#8220;More egg sanwich!&#8221; Since it was something healthy I felt obligated to hand it over. Sure kid, eat my lunch. I&#8217;m not really hungry anyways. :\/<\/p>\n<p>Mar 29<br \/>\nPut Ember to bed, left to deal with Kate&#8217;s mess (she dumped over her cereal bowl). It was quiet so I peeked in the bedroom to make sure Ember was actually asleep. No. She was playing with her toes, grinning widely and kicking happily.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 28<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t really mind if Kate doesn&#8217;t want to actually take a nap, but the kid really needs to sit down and be quiet for half an hour. I told her she can either lay quietly on the couch or take a nap in her room. She&#8217;s on the couch. Every 30 seconds she pops up and says something like, &#8220;Hungry again!&#8221; or &#8220;Move Merlin!&#8221; or &#8220;Kate wake up!&#8221; And I remind her, couch or bed. She lays back down. Until 30 seconds later&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 26<br \/>\nI survived a trip to the mall with both girls while I shopped (and tried on) clothes. It was not my best mall trip. But they are both asleep so yay?<\/p>\n<p>Mar 25<br \/>\nWell today Ember figured out her feet and started pulling to stand on everything. And then letting go. Because hey, that&#8217;s fun right? Wheeeeee.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 25<br \/>\nEmber loves the bathroom&#8230; she loves throwing things in the tub. If I dare leave the door open I hear *crash crash crash* everything that was stacked neatly in the bathroom? In the tub.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 24<br \/>\nShe is falling asleep on daddy! That pretty much never happens.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 24<br \/>\nKate&#8217;s serenade to her daddy yesterday:<br \/>\n&#8220;Happy birthday to you,<br \/>\nHappy birthday to you,<br \/>\nHappy birthday to you,<br \/>\nHappy birthday to you,<br \/>\nHappy birthday to you,<br \/>\nHappy birthday to daddy,<br \/>\nHappy birthday to daddy.&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd then she gave him a bucket filled with her little toys as a present. She loves playing birthday so much I&#8217;m not sure that she really understood that it actually was his birthday yesterday, haha.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 22<br \/>\nOne child lines up little people in front of her new farm animals. The other child sits there with a bucket on her head.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 21<br \/>\nKate pulled Ember down the hall by her feet &#8211; Ember was sitting up and keeping her balance, thankfully. Kate said, &#8220;Ember go my room!&#8221; I thought &#8220;Awww, she&#8217;s bringing her sister in there to play! How sweet!&#8221;<br \/>\nUntil I heard the door shut and Kate walks up to me. &#8220;Ember in time out!&#8221; Ummm. Okay, no, let&#8217;s go get your sister.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 20<br \/>\nI hear fake crying for help. I open Kate&#8217;s door and she&#8217;s standing there with her hand on the knob. She runs over, picks up her trampoline, sits down, puts the trampoline on top of her leg, then says, &#8220;Mama, I stuck!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mar 20<br \/>\nCurrently one kid is in her room having &#8220;quiet time&#8221; (as nap FAIL) &#8211; which is involving loud thumps and totally fake crying &#8211; and the other is throwing lego duplos around on the hardwood and I just noticed she has one leg completely out of her sleeper pajamas. o.O<\/p>\n<p>Mar 19<br \/>\nOur Netflix instant queue: [movie] [documentary] [tv show] [tv show] [THREE BILLION KIDS SHOWS]<\/p>\n<p>Mar 19<br \/>\nEmber&#8230; please don&#8217;t blow raspberries while I am feeding you pureed carrots. Thank you.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 19<br \/>\nTold Kate it was time for her nap. She did not want to lay in her bed. I gave her the choice of bed or couch. She layed down on the couch with a pillow and blanket and started snoring a few minutes later, despite the fact that the TV was on and Ember is crawling around banging on toys right in front of her. 0.o<\/p>\n<p>Mar 19<br \/>\n&#8220;Jo go in the box! Jo go in the box! Jo go in the box!&#8221; An early life lesson on how utterly pointless it is to try to get a cat to do what you want.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 19<br \/>\nToddler logic: If mama won&#8217;t rewind it back to the letter A (for the third time, mind) I will throw a sobbing fit and miss the *entire* song. Because that makes total sense.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 18<br \/>\nTwo children. Neither sleeping. One is stuffed up and would rather pull my hair than lay down, the other is just being a toddler. I need some chocolate, stat.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 18<br \/>\nI attempted to put Kate in her bed at nap time &#8211; big fail. No sleeping. But then at 4pm she says &#8220;Kate tired. Nap couch.&#8221; She&#8217;s currently asleep on the couch with a movie on. Third day of this napping on the couch thing. Weird.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 17<br \/>\nI&#8217;m being stalked by a sad, snotty, whining baby. Wherever I go she crawls along after.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 17<br \/>\nOh, also, Den said this morning when he got up, Kate was already up and watching TV. (She knows how to push the button to start a new show, but that&#8217;s about it.) I&#8217;m liking this getting out of her room thing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mar 17<br \/>\nYes! Kate asked to go on the potty while wearing panties, no accidents!! She didn&#8217;t want to wear a diaper to bed last night either, but that&#8217;s still going to happen.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 16<br \/>\nKate is discovering that having a tea party with Ember is kind of like having a tea party with godzilla.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 16<br \/>\nI have been instructed to throw the white crayon in the garbage because it is &#8220;broken.&#8221; I am trying not to laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 15<br \/>\nTonight after we put Kate to bed, number of times she tried escaping her room: 0. Guess I need to limit the naps. (She did fall asleep today, but only for like half an hour before I woke her, since it was 5pm.)<\/p>\n<p>Mar 15 [pic]<br \/>\nLook what she did today while I was intentionally not in the room! First she traced the 15, then colored the kite!!<\/p>\n<p>Mar 15<br \/>\nKate kept trying to step on me, which I don&#8217;t really enjoy when trying to watch a movie with her, so I told her to sit down or I&#8217;d get up and leave. She sat down on my lap facing me. Then she leaned in really close and whispered softly, &#8220;Your eyebrows,&#8221; and jabbed my eyebrow. Toddlers are weird.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 15<br \/>\nKate has started asking me to take off her pants and diaper so she can go to the bathroom. Not always, but sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 15<br \/>\nMy girls were so well behaved today! I love it when we&#8217;re all in good moods.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 14<br \/>\nKate has figured out how to open her bedroom door from the inside. (She has known how to get *into* rooms for a couple months, but getting out was a lot trickier.) We&#8217;re screwed.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 14<br \/>\nKate opened her bedroom door, stuck her head in and said, &#8220;Go away, giant! Go away!&#8221; Then came to tell us proudly that she told that giant to go away. Yeah. Bad giant.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 14<br \/>\nGave Kate a new bucket of lego duplos today, she sits on the floor and starts playing. Later I&#8217;m sitting on my computer and realize she&#8217;s running this way and that while holding the bucket in her hands. I can&#8217;t figure out what on earth she&#8217;s doing until I notice Ember crawling purposefully along behind her.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 13<br \/>\nI told Kate we had a surprise for her. I started putting socks on her so I could take her downstairs to show her the surprise and she says, &#8220;Ohhh, my socks, oh wooowwwwww!&#8221; She thought that was it, haha!<\/p>\n<p>Mar 13<br \/>\nPotty training: Kate now says &#8220;Mama stay here!!&#8221; and then closes the bathroom door in my face.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 13<br \/>\nLaying down with a toddler who is not tired and does not want to take a nap is some form of full body contact sport.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 11<br \/>\nWe just heard Ember wake up (she&#8217;s talking to herself). Kate jumps to her feet and says, &#8220;Hear Ember! Go get Ember!&#8221; Then when I get up to go with her she pushed me back into my chair and said, &#8220;No, stay here!&#8221; and ran off. I wonder how long I need to wait. *snort*<\/p>\n<p>Mar 11<br \/>\nCracks me up that whenever I give Kate something unexpected &#8211; and it can be as simple as her water cup while she&#8217;s eating &#8211; she goes, &#8220;Whoa whoa wow!&#8221; in this impressed voice.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 8<br \/>\nWell, she&#8217;s not shouting numbers. She was shouting the months of the year&#8230; at 10:30. So she&#8217;s up and getting it out of her system. Weird kid. Good thing she&#8217;s funny as hell.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 8<br \/>\nI am very impressed that Kate just figured out that 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, using her fingers. I just really wish she hadn&#8217;t figured it out as I was tucking her into bed at bedtime.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 8<br \/>\nKate is stomping back and forth between her room and the living room, stacking all her books together on the couch. I asked her if she wants to read one with me and she said, &#8220;No! Make humongous first!&#8221; That&#8217;s her new thing&#8230; when I say we need to do A she says she must do B FIRST. Especially at bed time.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 8<br \/>\nGive a child a sippy cup and they are occupied for half an hour! Of course she, the highchair and the floor are soaked, but she&#8217;s happy as can be!<\/p>\n<p>Mar 8<br \/>\nEmber is sleeping and I am in a good mood so I ask Kate what she wants to do, whatever she wants. She points to the top shelf where things are strategically hidden and says &#8220;Playdoh!!&#8221; Well played, child.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 8<br \/>\nEmber is becoming a really good argument for Kate picking up her toys.<br \/>\n&#8220;Pick up your cards, Kate.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Pick them up or Ember will get them.&#8221;<br \/>\n*Ember crawls over slowly but surely*<br \/>\n&#8220;No!! My cards!!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Quick pick them up before Ember gets them!&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd Kate pics them up. ;)<\/p>\n<p>Mar 7<br \/>\nJust realized my daughter is standing on her chair with her naked butt on the windowsill. Sorry neighbors. Potty training is fun for everyone!<\/p>\n<p>Mar 7<br \/>\nToday Kate ran around playing &#8220;tag&#8221; with Ellie. Ember crawled around and discovered that cat food is yummy.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 6<br \/>\nSuper fun to look over and see the baby covered in chili. Especially when she&#8217;s in the living room and you didn&#8217;t give anyone any chili today. &#8230; Kate says &#8220;Uh oh!&#8221; and I look over and blink. Ember has something on her face and&#8230; what the heck?? Apparently, unbeknownst to me, Kate stored her left over bowl of chili in her kitchen yesterday after dinner. Ember finds it and thinks hey, awesome!<\/p>\n<p>Mar 6<br \/>\nEmber likes to now get on hands and feet, butt in the air, very yoga-esque. Unfortunately she also tried to do it in the bath a few times. (But I was the one who panicked, not her&#8230; she thought it was funny to put her face in the water. WTF?)<\/p>\n<p>Mar 6<br \/>\nThis is what my morning has been like so far.<br \/>\nKate: &#8220;Number four!&#8221; *excited* &#8220;Number four!&#8221; *sobbing* &#8220;Numbeerrrr fooourrrrrrr!!&#8221; *wailing*<br \/>\nI have absolutely zero idea. She&#8217;s bipolar and switches every 10 seconds.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 5<br \/>\nEmber is 9 months old!! 18lb 5oz and 27 1\/4 inch long (or something around that). Roughly average for height and weight. Perfectly healthy.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 5<br \/>\nAt the grocery store I bought a blueberry muffin and a water. My intention was to share it with Kate. Hahaha, I got one bite. I&#8217;m hungry. :\/<\/p>\n<p>Mar 4<br \/>\nBath time tonight Ember was going *nuts* as usual&#8230; crawling around, hopping up and down on her bum, and splashing everywhere while panting with excitement. Then whoops she goes straight over backwards. I grabbed her and pulled her out right after she went under. She opens her mouth to dribble out water, splutters &#8220;Ah-CAH!&#8221; and then continues bouncing and splashing.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 4<br \/>\nToday Ember shifted from &#8220;oh I really want that, I guess I&#8217;ll struggle to crawl 2 feet to get it&#8221; to &#8220;Hey, I can crawl around!! Wonder what I can get to next!&#8221; She also discovered that crawling is easier for her with one knee and one foot&#8230; kind of crab-walking.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 3<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s amazing to me how much taller and skinnier Kate looks now. The last couple months was apparently a big growth spurt!<\/p>\n<p>Mar 2<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s still talking away in her room. It&#8217;s 11:15. Go the **** to sleep, Kate!!!<\/p>\n<p>Mar 1<br \/>\nBefore I forget. Today when I woke Kate up from nap I said &#8220;Hi sweety pie!&#8221; while I layed down with her and rubbed her back. Ember had woken up too so I got up to get her. Kate goes running in there to give Ember her hug (Ember MUST get a hug when she wakes up or Kate loses it) and Kate says to her, &#8220;Hi sweetie pie!!&#8221; Haha, so sweet.<\/p>\n<p>Mar 1<br \/>\nAn hour after bedtime we have heard three large thumps and she&#8217;s currently saying, &#8220;Anna turtle, an planets, an.. an&#8230; an puppy&#8230;. all GOOONNNNEEEE!&#8221; She doesn&#8217;t sound upset, more like she&#8217;s reciting a shopping list of things that she can&#8217;t find in the dark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mar 31 Kate: &#8220;Fork is sad&#8230;.&#8221; Den: &#8220;Why?&#8221; Kate: &#8220;Fork want more eggs.&#8221; *Den gives her more eggs* Kate: &#8220;FORK HAPPY!&#8221; Mar 29 Today Kate helped me crack open a boiled egg to make a sandwich. &#8220;Hatching a chick!&#8221; she said as she peeled the shell off. Well&#8230; sort of. 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