{"id":4419,"date":"2013-02-15T15:05:08","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T19:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=4419"},"modified":"2013-02-15T15:06:26","modified_gmt":"2013-02-15T19:06:26","slug":"paw-prints","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=4419","title":{"rendered":"Paw prints"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning we all got up a little bit earlier than normal in order to go to a playgroup. I got everyone up, dressed and fed in good time, so I sat down at the computer for 2 minutes to eat breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>I heard a loud fart\/poop across the room. Nice, Ember. So much for that clean diaper.<\/p>\n<p>Before I&#8217;d even gotten up Kate &#8211; who was in panties &#8211; gasped and said, &#8220;Oh no, wet! Mama, pee pee!&#8221; I see her standing in the middle of the floor, legs apart, looking down. There&#8217;s a few dribbles on the floor and her pants are all wet. I go over and help her out of the pants and try to keep her from stepping in the pee puddle. While I take her wet pants to her room to put in the laundry basket I hear her walking along behind me. She says, happily, &#8220;Mama, look! Paw prints!&#8221; and points to the wet footprints she left behind her all the way down the hall.<\/p>\n<p>I got that cleaned up and went to change Ember only to discover that poop escaped the diaper and I also need to locate a new sleeper to put her in.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, we were late for playgroup this morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning we all got up a little bit earlier than normal in order to go to a playgroup. I got everyone up, dressed and fed in good time, so I sat down at the computer for 2 minutes to eat breakfast. I heard a loud fart\/poop across the room. Nice, Ember. So much for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[622],"tags":[627],"class_list":["post-4419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-embers-first-year","tag-potty-training"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4419"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4421,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4419\/revisions\/4421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}