{"id":4344,"date":"2012-10-24T00:22:51","date_gmt":"2012-10-24T04:22:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=4344"},"modified":"2012-10-24T01:08:06","modified_gmt":"2012-10-24T05:08:06","slug":"letters-to-my-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=4344","title":{"rendered":"Letters to my children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest Kate,<\/p>\n<p>Considering the fact that I have told you <i>at least<\/i> 19 times not to stand on your chair in front of the television and had you put the chair back where it belongs, I am really struggling to understand your surprise and tantrum when on the 20th time I again took the chair.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the horse and ball are not to be used to stand on in front of the TV, either. Those will get taken away too.<\/p>\n<p>Love, Mama<\/p>\n<p>::<\/p>\n<p>Ember,<\/p>\n<p>I realize that you are just now discovering what an interesting place the world is. You have your hands, your feet, mama&#8217;s face&#8230; all kinds of fun things to stare at and play with. But? You still need to nap&#8230;. and for longer than 30 minutes a day. Please. Take a real nap. No one is happy by evening and then you can&#8217;t do the fun things you want to do.<\/p>\n<p>Love, Mama<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest Kate, Considering the fact that I have told you at least 19 times not to stand on your chair in front of the television and had you put the chair back where it belongs, I am really struggling to understand your surprise and tantrum when on the 20th time I again took the chair. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[622],"tags":[623,475],"class_list":["post-4344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-embers-first-year","tag-ember","tag-kate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4344"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4348,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344\/revisions\/4348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}