{"id":400,"date":"2006-11-23T00:33:42","date_gmt":"2006-11-23T04:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=400"},"modified":"2006-11-23T00:33:42","modified_gmt":"2006-11-23T04:33:42","slug":"side-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=400","title":{"rendered":"Side Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alittlepregnant.com\/alittlepregnant\/2006\/10\/the_natural_ene.html\">this entry<\/a> (and all the comments) at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alittlepregnant.com\">a little pregnant<\/a> (I&#8217;m reading archives) I am now more convinced than ever that my child <i>will<\/i> be wearing a harness and leash every time we go out in public. Hubby thinks it&#8217;s very cruel. I don&#8217;t care. The little bugger will be strapped to my side so I can reel him in.<\/p>\n<p>In a completely unrelated topic &#8211; I&#8217;m trying to think up explanations to the inevitable questions tomorrow of why I feel sick. I have a feeling that <i>because I&#8217;m bleeding like a stuck pig<\/i> is not the appropriate response.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After reading this entry (and all the comments) at a little pregnant (I&#8217;m reading archives) I am now more convinced than ever that my child will be wearing a harness and leash every time we go out in public. Hubby thinks it&#8217;s very cruel. I don&#8217;t care. The little bugger will be strapped to my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[12,7],"class_list":["post-400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-gear","tag-thoughts-and-emotions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}