Dear Nature’s Purest:<\/p>\n
What the fuck were you thinking with this highchair? (And what the fuck was I thinking, purchasing it?)<\/p>\n
I love a lot of things about it. It was easy to assemble, it’s easy to adjust. The tray comes on and off no problems and is easy to wipe down. The straps work just fine. (But it doesn’t fold up, which could be a problem for some families…. though not an issue to us.)<\/p>\n
But the seat cover. Holy shit dude, seriously? Cotton? Yeah, it’s a wipeable surface for the bottom part. But did you really think that babies couldn’t possibly reach above their shoulders? That’s the first place my daughter’s hand flings the spoon, straight over her shoulder. The cover now has applesauce, squash and sweet potato smeared across the top half, and I’m going to have to put it through the wash – and I’m not even sure that will get it out at this point. And besides, I can’t do that every time! I have enough to clean up without worrying about taking the flipping highchair apart to wash it, too. I curse at it every time I pull her out of it.<\/p>\n
I rant to all of my friends to never, ever buy this highchair. You suck.<\/p>\n
Without love,
\nNatalie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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