{"id":3413,"date":"2011-01-22T17:47:35","date_gmt":"2011-01-22T21:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=3413"},"modified":"2011-01-22T17:47:35","modified_gmt":"2011-01-22T21:47:35","slug":"eat-the-damn-cheerios-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=3413","title":{"rendered":"Eat the damn cheerios, dear"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lunch time. I have some yogurt to feed her, and she has cheerios she&#8217;s feeding herself.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Want some yogurt?&#8221; I ask her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mmmmm!&#8221; she says in reply, excited.<\/p>\n<p>I hold up the spoon and she reaches for it, but she has a cheerio in her mouth. &#8220;You have to eat that first.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So she does. She opens her mouth wide and leans towards the spoon, which I am about to hand her&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And then her hand sneaks up and pops in another cheerio.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lunch time. I have some yogurt to feed her, and she has cheerios she&#8217;s feeding herself. &#8220;Want some yogurt?&#8221; I ask her. &#8220;Mmmmm!&#8221; she says in reply, excited. I hold up the spoon and she reaches for it, but she has a cheerio in her mouth. &#8220;You have to eat that first.&#8221; So she does. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3414,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413\/revisions\/3414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}