{"id":321,"date":"2006-09-17T22:50:42","date_gmt":"2006-09-18T02:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/ttc\/?p=321"},"modified":"2006-09-17T22:50:42","modified_gmt":"2006-09-18T02:50:42","slug":"sheets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=321","title":{"rendered":"Sheets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After drooling over various baby &#8220;patterns&#8221; for a long time I have decided that it is absolutely rediculous to pay $250 for some sheets, a skirt, a bumper that can only be used for 2-3 months before becoming a strangulation hazard, and a blanket you can&#8217;t even use. Since I own a sewing machine and can sew myself costumes, the idea of sewing rectangle sheets is pretty darn easy. So I think that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m going to do.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the deal: I want to start sewing now to try to figure out how to make them. But, unfortunately, we currently do not know if a) we&#8217;ll be having a boy or a girl and b) if we&#8217;ll ever be having a baby in the next, say, 5 years. But other people have babies. So if you want me to make you some sheets and skirts? I can do that. Kills two birds with one stone, really. Just let me know.<\/p>\n<p>(Just how many sheets do you need, anyways? At least a few, I would think, considering they can get spit up on and pooped and peed on.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After drooling over various baby &#8220;patterns&#8221; for a long time I have decided that it is absolutely rediculous to pay $250 for some sheets, a skirt, a bumper that can only be used for 2-3 months before becoming a strangulation hazard, and a blanket you can&#8217;t even use. Since I own a sewing machine and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}