{"id":3108,"date":"2010-08-15T12:49:40","date_gmt":"2010-08-15T16:49:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=3108"},"modified":"2010-08-15T12:49:47","modified_gmt":"2010-08-15T16:49:47","slug":"catch-22-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=3108","title":{"rendered":"Catch-22"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Know what I&#8217;ve discovered? Kate freaks out crying really upset when I raise my voice at the dogs. Even if I&#8217;m very very quietly whispering, &#8220;Zeeke! Cut it out!!&#8221; The tone upsets her, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately this puts me in a predicament when the dog is being an asshole. Especially when Kate is sleeping. Beads of sweat creep onto my forehead &#8211; the dog&#8217;s barking will wake her any second now. But me telling him to shut up will probably wake her, too.<\/p>\n<p>Damnit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Know what I&#8217;ve discovered? Kate freaks out crying really upset when I raise my voice at the dogs. Even if I&#8217;m very very quietly whispering, &#8220;Zeeke! Cut it out!!&#8221; The tone upsets her, I guess. Unfortunately this puts me in a predicament when the dog is being an asshole. Especially when Kate is sleeping. Beads [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[146],"class_list":["post-3108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3108"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3110,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108\/revisions\/3110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}