First, can I say owwwwww? I tore pretty good, lol<\/p>\n
And oh girls, have I a story for you. I can’t write it all cause I don’t have my laptop. But let me break it down: ctx started again at 3am. Hurt, a lot. BUT they weren’t getting closer together. 7-10 minutes apart. Didn’t want to go in so early, you know? So we waited. But they huurrttt. I was wiggling and whimpering. And I kept saying DUDE I do not remember early labor hurting so damn much!! (Should have been my sign)<\/p>\n
So there we were, biding our time. Until a contraction hit and I started shaking and almost crying. Then we were both SHIT. HOSPITAL. NOW. I didn’t even know if I could make it to the car at that point. OMFG I wanted to cry iin the middle of our front yard as I hung on to Den for dear life. And then I felt it… I had to push. NOW. Got in truck, told Den to GO FAST. Called midwife, I’m gasping out who I am, birthdate, heading in HAVE TO PUSH.<\/p>\n
Worst. Car ride. Ever. Clinging to the handle and shaking, pushing little pushes but not big ones. POP goes my water. ( Had grabbed a towel!)<\/p>\n
BARELY make it to hospital. Someone gets wheelchair for me. I get in, shaking. Reg asks me questions, ped name, due date, sign this… omgwtf really?? Finally wheel me into triage. Get my pants off, onto bed. I asked to hear her heartbeat, there it was. HUGE relief. And 10 mins of good pushes and there she was. (Hurt like a mofo, but srsly not as painful as not-pushing in car!)<\/p>\n
Soooo yeah. Ummmm, I apparently labor REALLY fast once they drop. Errrr, noted for next time.<\/p>\n
Also, speed = tearing. And I have a couple stretch marks on my lower belly. Now I can’t be sure, because I couldn’t really SEE that area before, but I do not think I had those yesterday.<\/p>\n
I think I’m still in shock. I’m all like, wow, okay, there’s a baby. Den’s all weepy over her and I just stare at her. I CANNOT wrap my brain around this.<\/p>\n
My hooha hurts and I need a nap. LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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