Den: “So how are you feeling hon?”
\nMe: “Fine, I guess. I’m fine.”
\nDen: “I saw it earlier today…”
\nMe: “Yeah. Wait, saw what?” (thinking he’s talking about the blog post about my coworker or something?)
\nDen: “Yeah, I saw it in the trash. I didn’t mean to, but I went to throw something away…”
\nMe: “The trash???” (Now utterly confused. A piece of paper or something? WTF is he babbling about?)
\nDen: “So, not good news huh?”
\nMe: (LIGHTBULB: He’s talking about the negative HPT I threw in the trash this morning and didn’t bother telling him about!!) “Ooohhhhhh. No. Not good.”<\/p>\n
We have a standing agreement, that if it’s good news I wake him up to tell him, but if it’s bad news I don’t bother mentioning it. He’s never really sure when I’m going to test, either. But with so much other shit going on I actually forgot that I hadn’t already talked to him about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Den: “So how are you feeling hon?” Me: “Fine, I guess. I’m fine.” Den: “I saw it earlier today…” Me: “Yeah. Wait, saw what?” (thinking he’s talking about the blog post about my coworker or something?) Den: “Yeah, I saw it in the trash. I didn’t mean to, but I went to throw something away…” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[123],"class_list":["post-2002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fet2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2002"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2004,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions\/2004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}