What is the last thing you want to find at 3am? I’ll go with… dog diarrhea. All over the bedroom. We woke up, I said, “I think your dog puked.” He turned on the light, and we said… what the FUCK? Nasty, nasty<\/i>, large amounts of diarrhea. From a german shepherd. That’s a large amount of shit. So there we were, half-naked and half-asleep, running out of paper towel and gagging helplessly. We sprayed the Oust and crawled back into bed, muttering, and fell back asleep.<\/p>\n
Den woke up again at 5am. I was asleep. I woke up when he said, “He did it again! And it’s all over this stuff! Ugggghhhhh!!” You know those moments where you want to squeeze your eyes shut and fall back asleep and maybe you didn’t hear what you just did? Instead I sat up as Den was picking up some bag that had been in front of our closet and rushed it outside. I heard the hose turn on. I got up to wipe up the rest. Then Den took Zeeke out for a walk, because more than likely he wasn’t done (he wasn’t). My dog, Zoe, was very upset with this, because daddy always takes both dogs out in the morning and she thought she had been forgotten. I shushed her and told her to wait her turn. I mean, hello, extenuating circumstances here.<\/p>\n
Den jumped in the shower, Zeeke was locked in Zoe’s crate so we could monitor him, and Zoe flings herself off the bed in typical Zoe fashion. I hear the clank of the water bowl and see a cascade of water fly up into the air. Oh you’ve got to be kidding me. Water ALL over the floor and on the corner of the bed. I grabbed some towels and set to mopping it all up. I pressed on the puddle on the bed with the towel and suddenly I realized, this is warm<\/i>. On the floor is water. On the bed? PEE.<\/p>\n
As I was cleaning that up I noticed Zeeke licking his lips. I let him out of the crate so he could run into the living room to throw up. Which he did. Den cleaned that up while I stripped the bed. And then we laughed, because we know, this is one of those days… you either laugh or cry.<\/p>\n
We have no bed, Zeeke has no crate, there are things all over our lawn, the house stinks, we’ve gone through an entire roll of paper towel, and it is only 6am.<\/p>\n
We’re hoping the cats don’t join in.<\/p>\n
(Note: Zeeke gets sick easily… we have no idea what he got into this time, but he has an extremely sensitive stomach – he gets diarrhea every time we switch dog food brands, for crying out loud. So at this point we’re not too concerned about him… just have to wait for his system to flush itself out and calm down.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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