{"id":1470,"date":"2009-01-12T00:33:14","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T04:33:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1470"},"modified":"2009-01-12T00:33:14","modified_gmt":"2009-01-12T04:33:14","slug":"get-out-of-the-goddamn-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1470","title":{"rendered":"Get out of the goddamn bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday I thought for sure my period had started in full. I could feel it. I had just gotten off work and was driving to my other job and I just had this very bad feeling that I was going to be having an emergency very soon &#8211; I wasn&#8217;t wearing a very thick pad. I ended up pulling in to a Dunkin Donuts to use their restroom and to grab lunch.<\/p>\n<p>I speedwalked to the bathrooms and tried the women&#8217;s door. Locked. Shit. So I stood by and waited. And waited. Finally I heard water running inside the little bathroom and then&#8230; nothing. Nothing. More nothing. I started envisioning what this could turn into: <i>Woman freaks out in DD, screaming incoherently about emergencies and bathroom hogs.<\/i> It was to the point where I could <i>feel<\/i> things going on down below and I was getting really really antsy &#8211; and still the effing door did not open. I could hear someone in there, too, so I knew it wasn&#8217;t locked by accident. I just wanted to bang on the door and yell, &#8220;EXCUSE me, there are other people on this planet! What the fuck is taking so long?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Finally I said, &#8220;Screw this!&#8221; and used the men&#8217;s bathroom. Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, however, it was not full on period&#8230; it just felt like it was. I really don&#8217;t know if I can or should classify this as a period. I&#8217;ve been spotting very heavy for over a week now. More than spotting, less than a full blown period.<\/p>\n<p>At some point I may just need to make a decision about what I would consider CD1 and call to let the clinic know. Not that it really matters if I&#8217;m off by a few days, this is just another BCP cycle. All it affects is me and my precious little calendar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday I thought for sure my period had started in full. I could feel it. I had just gotten off work and was driving to my other job and I just had this very bad feeling that I was going to be having an emergency very soon &#8211; I wasn&#8217;t wearing a very thick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[78],"class_list":["post-1470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-ivf-4"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1470"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1471,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1470\/revisions\/1471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}