{"id":1317,"date":"2008-10-14T11:29:20","date_gmt":"2008-10-14T15:29:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1317"},"modified":"2008-10-14T11:29:20","modified_gmt":"2008-10-14T15:29:20","slug":"car-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1317","title":{"rendered":"Car update"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah, it’s fucked. Big huge rusted out hole in the frame. And the guy said… wait for it… “I’ve never seen that before.” Oh. My. Fucking. God. Can I STOP hearing that term in relation to me?? Or maybe I could see it in terms of spontaneous pregnancy or something GOOD.<\/p>\n

So. Car needs new frame. They’re going to try to find one off an old car that will work, or else it’s $$$.<\/p>\n

So… where’s the nearest bridge? Or else I’m just going to curl up in the fetal position and cry for a good long while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yeah, it’s fucked. Big huge rusted out hole in the frame. And the guy said… wait for it… “I’ve never seen that before.” Oh. My. Fucking. God. Can I STOP hearing that term in relation to me?? Or maybe I could see it in terms of spontaneous pregnancy or something GOOD. So. Car needs new […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[67],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}