{"id":1280,"date":"2008-09-10T21:49:05","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T01:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1280"},"modified":"2008-09-10T21:49:05","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T01:49:05","slug":"stupid-patterns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1280","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Patterns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One other short little comment.<\/p>\n<p>My period didn&#8217;t come today. No, I&#8217;m not late, and she&#8217;s right on my heels as I have started spotting in preparation for the joyous (snort) event. But she didn&#8217;t come <i>today<\/i>. The 10th of the month. She broke the pattern! May 10, June 10, July 10, August 10&#8230;. but no September 10!<\/p>\n<p>Sigh. It was so weird&#8230; and yet so cool. So long, cool pattern. I will miss you. *sniff*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One other short little comment. My period didn&#8217;t come today. No, I&#8217;m not late, and she&#8217;s right on my heels as I have started spotting in preparation for the joyous (snort) event. But she didn&#8217;t come today. The 10th of the month. She broke the pattern! May 10, June 10, July 10, August 10&#8230;. but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[74],"class_list":["post-1280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-ttc2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}