{"id":1036,"date":"2008-02-13T23:44:05","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T04:44:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1036"},"modified":"2008-02-13T23:44:05","modified_gmt":"2008-02-14T04:44:05","slug":"upwards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1036","title":{"rendered":"Upwards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My kid definitely has a sense of humor. I mentioned how after last week&#8217;s appointment and ultrasound he decided to <a href=\"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1030\">kick me in the ribs all day<\/a>. Well today I&#8217;m laying here like normal and his foot is poking out dead center, just below my ribs &#8211; significantly above my belly button, and significantly above where my uterus was just one week ago. I&#8217;m willing to bet that at next week&#8217;s appointment my uterus will have &#8220;caught up&#8221; to where it should be, size-wise. Unless, that is, he changes his mind and decides to retreat before then, just to confuse the Midwives.<\/p>\n<p>And by the way&#8230; having my uterus encroaching on my ribs makes sitting up quite difficult. Slouching is no longer an option. In fact, most of the time now I find myself leaning back and stretching, trying to give him as much room as possible. I think he appreciates it. Or at least he doesn&#8217;t appreciate it when I slouch, as it usually results in a swift kick to my ribs.<\/p>\n<p>Not even born yet, and he&#8217;s already manipulating me! ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My kid definitely has a sense of humor. I mentioned how after last week&#8217;s appointment and ultrasound he decided to kick me in the ribs all day. Well today I&#8217;m laying here like normal and his foot is poking out dead center, just below my ribs &#8211; significantly above my belly button, and significantly above [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[57],"class_list":["post-1036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-pregnant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1036"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}