{"id":1011,"date":"2008-01-25T06:49:16","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T11:49:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2008-01-25T06:49:16","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T11:49:16","slug":"tell-me-the-truth-it-is-a-baby-octopus-isnt-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/?p=1011","title":{"rendered":"Tell me the truth, it IS a baby octopus, isn&#8217;t it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I am now calling my child &#8220;the octopus&#8221;. Den says that&#8217;s mean. I say it&#8217;s fitting.<\/p>\n<p>This was an early morning for me, because Den had to get up early (early early) for work today. I was all set to fall back asleep (the cat woke me up getting comfortable and kneading my shoulder while he did so), when I noticed that no one was kicking me. The baby was asleep! Yessss!! Okay, a small small tiny part of my brain was a little worried that there was no movement&#8230; mostly happy that he was asleep. Tiny bit worried.<\/p>\n<p>Then&#8230;. *kick*<br \/>\nOh hi Devin. Thanks for reassuring me. You can go back to sleep now.<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;..<br \/>\nShew, thanks.<br \/>\n*kick kick. kick. wiggle. kick*<br \/>\nAwwwww damnit. Octopus is awake again.<\/p>\n<p>Then my stomach started growling angrily for food and I knew going back to sleep was simply not in the cards for me.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, now the kiddo is peaceful and I&#8217;m sitting here bleary-eyed but awake, and I can&#8217;t even go back to sleep because I have to leave for a midwife appointment in a little over an hour.<\/p>\n<p>::<\/p>\n<p>Last night I was laying in bed watching a show on my laptop when Den came in to go to bed. As he was undressing he started giggling &#8211; like flat out <i>giggling<\/i>. I had to pause my show to find out what the heck was up, only to find him staring at my bulging belly. &#8220;It&#8217;s the most basketballish I&#8217;ve ever seen it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He got in bed with a huge grin on his face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I am now calling my child &#8220;the octopus&#8221;. Den says that&#8217;s mean. I say it&#8217;s fitting. This was an early morning for me, because Den had to get up early (early early) for work today. I was all set to fall back asleep (the cat woke me up getting comfortable and kneading my shoulder [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":71,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[10,57],"class_list":["post-1011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-den-and-me","tag-pregnant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/71"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lunardreams.net\/baby\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}